Until I threw rationality out the window and stopped avoiding the Obvious as far as the type of power I'd have. And stopped being afraid to be totally ridiculous.
And then I threw some random Latinish things together into a name.
So I give you:

And then I decided that I need to learn to paint better in Photoshop. Oh well.
EDIT: Oh yes! Stats!
*Strengths: Long attack range, high damage factor (imagine being bitten by FIRE), bonus damage vs. Grass types :P
*Weaknesses: Attacks ineffective underwater or in rainstorms. Costume subject to ridicule from the unenlightened.